i'm doing all i can to be as normal as possible, but it doesn't seem to be very effective, now does it?
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
yeah?
dear adam sandler, please stop making movies in which you play a complete idiot and insist on using that voice that makes you sound like a retard.
it’s really offensive to actual retards that your shtick is acting like a retard in badly written movies. the amount of money you make off them is probably offensive to real actors.
not to say you’re incapable of real movies. so do us all a favor and call your lawyer and say no when they hand you these scripts. you really don’t need to condone this behavior. it stopped being funny after 2004. go make real movies and real romantic comedies. and real content of some sort, please. you can do better than these scripts.
that was my rant for the evening.
Schadenfreude and Coffee: teachingliteracy: Should P. Diddy’s son return $54,000 college...
Should P. Diddy’s son return $54,000 college scholarship? – Schools of Thought - CNN.com Blogs
Justin Combs worked hard in high school to improve his football game and earn a 3.75 GPA . He recently received a $54,000 merit-based scholarship to UCLA, where he’ll play…
my morals say no, my lifetime as a lower middle class student says yes.
lolz.
“YES they’re the only two gay guys i know… but they should be together.”
said Pam on The Office. and like 80% of every girl i meet.
- I have been
- the most useless person
all day longall weekthis year- my entire life
(Source: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays)
epic meal time is on the news. part 2.
they aren’t taking the interview seriously. and that’s the best part.
“do you think this is sending a good message?”
“look kids, don’t die for this. let me die for this, just go buy a t-shirt. don’t die. besides, if a kid’s gonna eat a cheeseburger, he’s probably gonna eat it either way.”
“what makes a meal epic?”
“friendship. it tastes great and smells even better.”
that reporter quit today. #AWKWARDSENDOFF.
epic meal time is on the news.
epic meal time is on the news. yeah. that’s what’s on the news tonight.
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“In three years of teaching, this is, by far, my favorite student error.”
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An except from a letter written by Zelda Fitzgerald to her husband F. Scott Fitzgerald while she was residing at Les Rives de Prangins, a mental clinic in Geneva, Switzerland.
(Source: jayygatsby)
Sometimes I pretend not to remember details about people because having a good memory apparently equates to creepiness
(Source: unpublishedwriting)
When people ask you why you want to write for a living
i’m not a writer but it’s very applicable and it’s jenna’s tumblr so instant reblog
